“This is how philosophers should salute each other: ‘Take your time.”

“The philosopher is not a citizen of any community of ideas, that is what makes him a philosopher.”

“How small a thought it takes to fill a life.”

“Most of the propositions and questions to be found in philosophical works are not false but nonsensical.”

“A serious and good philosophical work could be written consisting entirely of jokes.”

“When you are philosophizing you have to descend into primeval chaos and feel at home there.”

“Bad philosophers are like slum landlords. It's my job to put them out of business.”