“I'm still an atheist, thank God.”
“Thank God I'm an atheist!”
“Thank God in an atheist.”
“I’m an atheist and I thank God for it.”
“When it comes to God's existence, I'm not an atheist and I'm not agnostic. I'm an acrostic. The whole thing puzzles me.”
“The worst moment for an atheist is when he is really thankful and has no one to thank.”