“If I was in a cartoon right now, the caption would read: "Gulp!”
“I think a funny picture would have a caption that read, “Believe in yourself,” with an accompanying image of a wilting flower.”
“High school girls came bustling along, their rosy red cheeks puffing white breaths you could have written cartoon captions in.”
“The cartoon me writes the books cartoon people read in the cartoon world, because they need things to read there too.”
“You can’t believe every word you read while watching TV. (Even with closed captioning turned off).”
“Reading is being present yesterday and tomorrow, but not right now. Traveling is being present right now, but not right here. Writing is all about reading and traveling, anytime, anywhere.”