“When a man wants to have an alehouse meltdown, the worst thing you can do is stand in his way”

“When you can stop you don't want to, and when you want to stop, you can't...”

“Women only want what they don't have. Men want what they can't have.”

“When you think you are in love, you don't want to know about the things that could end it.”

“Infatuation is like a drug that gives you the best high yet gives you the worst headache after.”

“No man goes further than he who knows not where he is going.”

“That's the whole point to the Scientific Method. It can never actually verify truth, but it can show what is not true.”