“When you are sitting on a three-legged stool and you've kicked out all three legs, but you're still sitting upright, must you assume that you're so good, you levitate? Or must you assume that you were sitting on the ground all along?”
“You know when you're sitting on a chair and you lean back so you're just on two legs and you lean too far so you almost fall over but at the last second you catch yourself? I feel like that all the time...”
“If I had a wooden leg I could sit on three-legged chairs no problem.”
“Sometimes you have to go on when you don't feel like it, and sometimes you're doing good work when it feels like all you're managing is to shovel shit from a sitting position.”
“You don't know you're wearing a leash if you sit by the peg all day”
“Sitting still and wishingMakes no person great;The good Lord sends the fishing,But you must dig the bait!”