“A good book is a good friend. He will talk to you if you want him to talk, but will shut up if you don't want him to talk. - A library is a collection of good friends.”
“[Karen:] Why would you want to be friends with him?[Rylie:] He has good insight into the male psyche. Besides, he's fun to talk to. [Karen:] He's fun to screw, too, that doesn't mean it's a good idea.”
“If you want to make peace, you don't talk to your friends. You talk to your enemies.”
“An old cat is a good friend to talk to.”
“If you want to talk to God, pray. If you want him to talk to you, read your scriptures.”
“I don't really do friends,' I told him.'Good,' he said. 'I don't want you to "do" me. We've established the flaws in that plan already...”