“He's picked clean! Eaten by cats!”
“Carter Kane, 14, died tragically in Paris when he was eaten by his sister’s cat Muffin.”
“He was desperate to tell his news to some other cat; he almost felt that if a mouse crossed his path he would stop to inform it that it was about to be eaten by a ThunderClan deputy.”
“He picked the wrong profession. Should've stayed a prostitute. He'd have made millions. - Cat”
“I've eaten cat food before. Of course, the menu listed it as "Chicken Lo Mein.”
“He's getting dumped. And he doesn't even know it yet. He's probably eating a cheeseburger or flossing or picking up his dry cleaning, and he has no idea. No inkling.”