“Growing old is inevitable - growing up is still optional”

“We're just like the antiques. We grow old and get scarred and beat up along the way, and the only question becomes whether we're going to make it until we realize what we already have is valuable." --Faith Bass Darling's Last Garage Sale”

“And I could tell she loved him. And although she was an evil fungus growing on 200 pounds of irritated lard, her feelings were real.”

“Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional.”

“Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional.”

“Growing old is compulsory - growing up is optional.”

“Growing Old is Mandatory - Growing Up Is Optional”