“Education is not a problem. Education is an opportunity.”

“If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read "President Can't Swim.”

“While you're saving your face, you're losing your ass.”

“Yesterday is not ours to recover, but tomorrow is ours to win or lose.”

“I may not know much, but I know chicken shit from chicken salad.”

“Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize Oh man....I could be eating a slow learner.”

“The noblest search is the search for excellence”