“Yesterday is not ours to recover, but tomorrow is ours to win or lose.”

“While you're saving your face, you're losing your ass.”

“Education is not a problem. Education is an opportunity.”

“If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read "President Can't Swim.”

“I may not know much, but I know chicken shit from chicken salad.”

“Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize Oh man....I could be eating a slow learner.”

“The noblest search is the search for excellence”