“You're a few fries short of being a happy meal.”

“Did anybody tell you that you're a few french fries short of a Happy Meal?”

“He's one fry short of a Happy Meal.”

“Also, when on a campaign to convince a stranger that you aren't a few fries short of a Happy Meal, throwing around phrases like "tangentially Swedish" is not the best way to go.”

“There are few things more pleasurable than a cracking version of Hansel and Gretel and a good scab.”

“Few people can claim they are born into the right period of history. Most of us have to make do with the times we find ourselves in.”

“We think we are being interesting to others when we are being interesting to ourselves.”