“The footing was really atrocious. I loved it. I really like Cross Country; you're one with the mud.”
“Your father only has one foot on this earth. And really, really long legs . . .”
“I found the candles—atrocious air freshening ones that smelled like fake pine.”
“You're - you're something else, someone really special, and I feel completely justified in being in love with you.”
“I wish I had more friends, but people are such jerks. If you can just get most people to leave you alone, you're doing good. If you can find even one person you really like, you're lucky. And if that person can also stand you, you're really lucky.”
“When you're single again, at the beginning you're very optimistic and you say, 'I want to meet someone who's really smart, really sweet, really sensitive.' And six months later you're like, 'Lord, any mammal with a day job.”