“A panda walks into a cafe. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun and fires two shots in the air."Why?" asks the confused waiter, as the panda makes towards the exit. The panda produces a badly punctuated wildlife annual and tosses it over his shoulder."I'm a panda," he says, at the door. "Look it up."The waiter turns to the relevant entry and, sure enough, finds an explanation.Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves.”
Lynne Truss
Eats, Shoots & Leaves: The Zero Tolerance Approach to Punctuation
-
Working on it...
-
Working on it...
-
Working on it...
-
Working on it...
Similar quotes
“Her lips remind me of kite strings and I find myself thinking about panda bears. Panda bears do not fly kites, I tell myself. 'I thought you were dead,' she says.Maybe if you taped a kite to a panda paw and scared the panda so that it started running, the kite might start to lift off.”
Michael Ian Black
You're Not Doing It Right: Tales of Marriage, Sex, Death, and Other Humiliations
“The Peace Panda Says...Pandas are as ancient as Tibet. Being that we are natural citizens there...We share their wisdom too!”
Timothy Pina
“The Peace Panda Says...all pandas are considered sacred and are originally from Tibet. They all love peace and sweet bamboo cookies!”
Timothy Pina
“But, as the turtle says in Kung Fu Panda: "Today is a gift, that is why it is called the present!”
Monica Vanleke
Pelgrimstocht op hoge hakken
“The Peace Panda Says...A Happy And Free Tibet...Makes A Healthier And Brighter Humanity.”
Timothy Pina