“Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't it usually aspiring gangsta rappers who set such store by designer labels?”

“Small, noncomparative, highly labeled data sets usually belong in tables.”

“Correct me if I'm wrong, but hasn't the fine line between sanity and madness gotten finer?”

“So my doctor told me to watch what I'm eating - to read food labels. I'm in the store reading the Fig Newtons label: I've always liked Fig Newtons. I'm reading the label to make sure everything's fine: fat content. I looked at the serving size; two cookies. Who eats two cookies? I eat Fig Newtons by the sleeve: two sleeves is a serving size. I open them both and eat them like a tree chipper; Fig Newton shavings coming off the side.”

“I'm always on the lookout for new and interesting places to set my books. But as the characters come first, who they are will usually dictate where a book is set.”

“Lord, if what I'm doing is wrong, then by all means strike me down. Otherwise set me free.”