“There are people who embrace the Oxford comma and those who don't, and I'll just say this: never get between these people when drink has been taken.”
“who gives a fuck about an oxford comma?”
“The world is divided into two categories of people: those who shit in drinking water and those who don't.”
“I've never been one of the cool people at school, but then again, I don't get the people who are cool. It's not that I don't like them, it's just that they don't interest me.”
“There are two types of people in life - those who get it and those who don't.”
“There are two kinds of people I don't trust: people who don't drink and people who collect stickers.”