“Those spineless types who talk about abolishing the apostrophe are missing the point.”

“To those who care about punctuation, a sentence such as "Thank God its Friday" (without the apostrophe) rouses feelings not only of despair but of violence. The confusion of the possessive "its" (no apostrophe) with the contractive "it's" (with apostrophe) is an unequivocal signal of illiteracy and sets off a Pavlovian "kill" response in the average stickler.”

“They can kiss my ass. I’d rather talk to you than stand with those spineless nimrods any day.”

“There are only two types of people in the world--those who became otaku and those who didn't--and the latter just can't understand what the former is so excited about."--Ono Norihiro”

“There are two types of people in life - those who get it and those who don't.”

“A man who will misuse an apostrophe is capable of anything.” Con Houlihan”