“I know that sounds weird, but it's hard to be scared or even angry at a guy in Spider-Man pajamas,"- Greg”
“I call masturbating “Gregging,” named not after a man named Greg, but a guy named Dave.”
“Angry people scared me. Angry people who thought I was in charge scared me even more.”
“I hate that about guys. At least girls have the decency to be fake and pretend everything’s okay when shit gets weird. Whenever guys get upset, they get all angry and scary”
“I know you guys have some sort of weird thing going on, with that game you play and everything—""It's called a friendship.”
“Sometimes,when life gets hard, and people make you angry or even when you're scared, the best response is laughter.Laugh in the face of fear, in the face of what scares you the most.It's the only way to get you through the things that bring you to tears.”