“Cash winks at me from in front of the stove and pure lust twitches in my lower belly. There’s no denying this man is hot. Effing hot. Probably hotter than the stove he’s cooking on.”
“If a cat sits on a hot stove, that cat won't sit on a hot stove again. That cat won't sit on a cold stove either. That cat just don't like stoves.”
“Every time you warm yourself in front of a hot coal stove, remember the coal miners in the cold dark corridors and pray for them!”
“I just . . . knew, the way you know how to breathe or to pull your hand back from a hot stove.”
“Like a piece of ice on a hot stove the poem must ride on its own melting.”
“Cooking up ideas like my brain is on a stove.”