“I don't hit women. Ever. But Marissa makes me wish that, for about ten seconds, I weighed a hundred pounds less and had tits. Not only is her interruption untimely, now shes' going to screw up the rest of my night, too.”

M. Leighton

M. Leighton - “I don't hit women. Ever. But Marissa...” 1

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