“Phrase the question any way you like…The answer will still be ‘Kiss my ass.”
“And you still haven't answered any of my one-hundred ten questions, or my follow ups.”
“Like any good shaman, professional baseball player, or politician, my mother always answered questions with questions.”
“But like every kiss, this one is an answer, a clumsy but tender answer to a question that eludes the power of language.”
“They can kiss my ass. I’d rather talk to you than stand with those spineless nimrods any day.”
“You know what charm is: a way of getting the answer yes without having asked any clear question.”