“What me worry?”

“It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's The impurities in our air and water that are doing it”

“(Parody that is often falsely believed to be a true quote of Mariah Carey's) Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff. ”

“People who say it cannot be done should not interrupt those who are doing it.”

“Goats are extremely cute and fairly intelligent (for livestock) and, importantly, delicious.”

“Ideally, the umpire should combine the integrity of a Supreme Court judge, the physical agility of an acrobat, the endurance of Job and the imperturbability of Buddha.”

“Sacred cows make the best hamburgers.”