“I didn't know you were such a caveman.""I'm a damn contractor. Of course I'm a fucking caveman.”

“I never cheated. Always remember that. I wasn't with her until after we broke up.""You did cheat. You cheated with your heart. And to me that's a million times worse.”

“It's because he's an asshole. Asshole brains don't work the same as ours do. Too much brown sludge.”

“I'm sorry, honey. I'm sure if you were a terrorist, you'd make a wonderful one”

“Calvin said, "Do you know that this is the first time I've seen you without your glasses?""I'm blind as a bat without them. I'm near-sighted, like father.""Well, you know what, you've got dream-boat eyes," Calvin said. "Listen, you go right on wearing your glasses. I don't think I want anybody else to see what gorgeous eyes you have.”

“What I need now is stories, it took me a long time to know that, and I'm not sure of it.”

“You make me absolutely fucking crazy,” he said thickly. “Hate to break it to you, but I think you were there long before I came along,”