“If Peter Pecker picked a pack of pecker partners, how many pecker partners would Peter Pecker pick?”
“We do not thieve the peckers of men who've spurned us and squirrel them away in glass jars.”
“It's hotter than a two-peckered alley cat up in here. Humidity must be close to a hundred.”
“If you want to communicate an idea to a man's brain, talk to him through his pecker. It's like an ear horn, y'all.”
“There's no bright side," Phineas objected. "The man's got no gonads.""But she hit the target," Carlos said."The man has got no gonads," Phineas repeated forcefully."It was an accident." Caitlyn set her gun on the counter. "I was aiming for his chest.""You blew his pecker to Connecticut," Phineas muttered.She grinned. "I think you have issues, Phineas. It was only a paper pecker.”
“She got in, as she had persuaded Jerott Blyth to bring her half across France, by force of logic, a kind of flat-chested innocence and the doggedness of a flower-pecker attacking a strangling fig.”