“A dame that knows the ropes isn't likely to get tied up.”

“Love is like a booger, you pick and pick at it. Then when you get it you wonder how to get rid of it.”

“Getting married is like trading in the adoration of many for the sarcasm of one.”

“It isn't what I do, but how I do it. It isn't what I say, but how I say it, and how I look when I do it and say it.”

“Love isn't an emotion or an instinct - it's an art.”

“Ladies who play with fire must remember that smoke gets in their eyes.”

“I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.”