“A hard man is good to find.”

“Don't keep a man guessing too long - he's sure to find the answer somewhere else”

“Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.”

“Goodness, what beautiful diamonds!' 'Goodness had nothing to do with it'.”

“Women like a man with a past, but they prefer a man with a present.”

“When I'm good, I'm very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better. ”

“Good women are no fun... The only good woman I can recall in history was Betsy Ross. And all she ever made was a flag.”