“I never loved another person the way I loved myself.”
“Good women are no fun... The only good woman I can recall in history was Betsy Ross. And all she ever made was a flag.”
“Love isn't an emotion or an instinct - it's an art.”
“Look your best - who said love is blind? ”
“Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache.”
“Love thy neighbor -- and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier.”