“All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.”
“You may admire a girl's curves on the first introduction, but the second meeting shows up new angles.”
“Don't keep a man guessing too long - he's sure to find the answer somewhere else”
“Those who are easily shocked should be shocked more often.”
“His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.”
“Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache.”
“Men are all alike - except the one you've met who's different.”