“I only like two kinds of men, domestic and imported.”
“I see you're a man with ideals. I better be going before you've still got them.”
“Love is like a booger, you pick and pick at it. Then when you get it you wonder how to get rid of it.”
“I never loved another person the way I loved myself.”
“I'll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.”
“I never said it would be easy, I only said it would be worth it.”