“Don't cry for a man who's left you--the next one may fall for your smile.”
“Don't keep a man guessing too long - he's sure to find the answer somewhere else”
“Getting married is like trading in the adoration of many for the sarcasm of one.”
“Men are my hobby, if I ever got married I'd have to give it up.”
“Every man I meet wants to protect me. I can't figure out what from.”
“Women like a man with a past, but they prefer a man with a present.”