“Love is like a booger, you pick and pick at it. Then when you get it you wonder how to get rid of it.”
“Don't marry a man to reform him - that's what reform schools are for.”
“A dame that knows the ropes isn't likely to get tied up.”
“Men are my hobby, if I ever got married I'd have to give it up.”
“Ladies who play with fire must remember that smoke gets in their eyes.”
“I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.”