“Goodness had nothing to do with it.”
“Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.”
“When I'm good, I'm very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better. ”
“Good women are no fun... The only good woman I can recall in history was Betsy Ross. And all she ever made was a flag.”
“A hard man is good to find.”
“Too much of a good thing can be wonderful!”