“I only like two kinds of men, domestic and imported.”
“There are only two kinds of men: the righteous who think they are sinners and the sinners who think they are righteous.”
“Men are only as great as they are kind.”
“I only know two kinds of audiences - one coughing, and one not coughing.”
“I will compensate all your one-inch, two-inch losses because I know how important every inch is to you aged, decrepit men.”
“We all know we're going to die; what's important is the kind of men and women we are in the face of this.”