“I see you're a man with ideals. I better be going before you've still got them.”

“Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.”

“Men are my hobby, if I ever got married I'd have to give it up.”

“When women go wrong, men go right after them.”

“I didn't discover curves; I only uncovered them.”

“Every man I meet wants to protect me. I can't figure out what from.”

“I saw what a mess a lot of people could make of their lives when they're smitten. Some of them go temporarily insane. They find a person who they think holds the key to their happiness-the only key to their happiness... My work has always been my greatest happiness”