“When I'm good, I'm very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better. ”
“If a little is great, and a lot is better, then way too much is just about right!”
“A woman in love can't be reasonable--or she probably wouldn't be in love.”
“Good women are no fun... The only good woman I can recall in history was Betsy Ross. And all she ever made was a flag.”
“Marriage is a fine institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.”
“I'm single because I was born that way.”