“JUDGE: Are you trying to show contempt for this court?MAE WEST: I was doin' my best to hide it.”
“Mae West had it right—try anything once, do it again if you like it.”
“Look at you, locked and loaded, like Mae West of the Motor City.”
“An orgasm a day keeps the doctor away. ~Mae West”
“Massachusetts has no idea what’s coming for them. I bet you’ll be the first Mae West they’ve ever had.”
“Judging the intellect of others where comprehension is lacking, is like a mutt judging the groom of Best in Show.”