“I'm no model lady. A model's just an imitation of the real thing.”
“Love is like a booger, you pick and pick at it. Then when you get it you wonder how to get rid of it.”
“Getting married is like trading in the adoration of many for the sarcasm of one.”
“A dame that knows the ropes isn't likely to get tied up.”
“He who hesitates is a damned fool.”
“I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.”