“Love is like a booger, you pick and pick at it. Then when you get it you wonder how to get rid of it.”
“Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.”
“I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.”
“Getting married is like trading in the adoration of many for the sarcasm of one.”
“A dame that knows the ropes isn't likely to get tied up.”
“You can do what you want, but saving love doesn't bring any interest.”
“Ladies who play with fire must remember that smoke gets in their eyes.”