“Men are all alike - except the one you've met who's different.”

“Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache.”

“Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home, I'm tired.”

“I have found men who didn't know how to kiss. I've always found time to teach them.”

“I've no time for broads who want to rule the world alone. Without men, who'd do up the zipper on the back of your dress? ”

“It's not the men in your life that matters, it's the life in your men.”

“I see you're a man with ideals. I better be going before you've still got them.”