“Men are my hobby, if I ever got married I'd have to give it up.”

“I have found men who didn't know how to kiss. I've always found time to teach them.”

“I only read biographies, metaphysics and psychology. I can dream up my own fiction.”

“I've no time for broads who want to rule the world alone. Without men, who'd do up the zipper on the back of your dress? ”

“Getting married is like trading in the adoration of many for the sarcasm of one.”

“Don't marry a man to reform him - that's what reform schools are for.”

“I see you're a man with ideals. I better be going before you've still got them.”