“You can do what you want, but saving love doesn't bring any interest.”
“Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.”
“JUDGE: Are you trying to show contempt for this court?MAE WEST: I was doin' my best to hide it.”
“Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.”
“Keep a diary and one day it'll keep you.”
“Don't cry for a man who's left you--the next one may fall for your smile.”