“Too much of a good thing can be wonderful!”

“If a little is great, and a lot is better, then way too much is just about right!”

“Good women are no fun... The only good woman I can recall in history was Betsy Ross. And all she ever made was a flag.”

“Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.”

“Goodness, what beautiful diamonds!' 'Goodness had nothing to do with it'.”

“Love is like a booger, you pick and pick at it. Then when you get it you wonder how to get rid of it.”

“When I'm good, I'm very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better. ”