“You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.”

“I'll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.”

“You can do what you want, but saving love doesn't bring any interest.”

“I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.”

“I saw what a mess a lot of people could make of their lives when they're smitten. Some of them go temporarily insane. They find a person who they think holds the key to their happiness-the only key to their happiness... My work has always been my greatest happiness”

“Love is like a booger, you pick and pick at it. Then when you get it you wonder how to get rid of it.”

“When women go wrong, men go right after them.”