“Don't judge a cat by its coat.”
“Don't judge it. Just write it. Don't judge it. It's not for you to judge it.Interview in Esquire Magazine 10/10”
“My father had coats the way old spinsters have cats.”
“Don't judge a book by its cover”
“Don't judge your taco by its price”
“My fur coat is still wet, not from the rain, but from where my cat was licking it. Well, my future fur coat. I have yet to kill and skin it.”