“There was nothing like double chocolate chip to solve the sexual problems of women everywhere.”
“Pleasing a woman, hearing the sultry words spill from her lips as he pushed her over the edge, that’s what got him off.”
“Can I keep you?”
“Can I help it if the world cannot worship what it has not first martyred?”
“There's more truth in a grain of sand than you'll ever hear from man, woman, saint or sage. We classicists would sooner trust a potsherd.”
“Every person writes his own book with the example of his life.”
“What is history if not one endless assault on love?”