“There was nothing like double chocolate chip to solve the sexual problems of women everywhere.”
“If a problem can be solved, there is nothing to worry about. If it can't be solved, well you can always buy chocolate :)”
“Ah hell, this was bad. Double-chocolate-chips-goes-to-my-hips kinda bad.”
“And just so you know for the future, I like my double-chocolate chip cookies warm and soft in the middle...and without magnets glued to them.""Me, too. When you decide to bake me some, let me know.”
“They’re like chocolate-chip cookies, though. Can’t have just one.”
“If chocolate could sing, it would sound like the Double Bass.”