“I write when I'm inspired and I see to it that I'm inspired at 9 o'clock every morning. Peter de Vries”

“I write when I'm inspired, and I see to it that I'm inspired at nine o'clock every morning. ”

“I only write when I am inspired. Fortunately I am inspired at 9 o'clock every morning.”

“I write only when inspiration strikes. Fortunately it strikes every morning at nine o'clock sharp.”

“Someone once asked Somerset Maughham if he wrote on a schedule or only when struck by inspiration. "I write only when inspiration strikes," he replied. "Fortunately it strikes every morning at nine o'clock sharp.”

“I think most of the time when I'm yelling at my husband, I'm just yelling at myself.”

“Today, when I stepped outside, I got shit on by a bird. But I'm still going back outside tomorrow.”