“All of them are men, not a girl amongst them unless you count Tommy Falk because his lips are so pretty.”

“Gabe brings home a chicken and Tommy Falk for dinner. Truth be told, I'm not unhappy to see any of them. Gabe, because it's been so long since we've had dinner with him; the chicken because it's not beans; and Tommy Falk because his presence makes Gabe cheerful and goofy.”

“All pretty girls are a trap, a pretty trap, and men expect them to be.”

“Right,” I fumed, my index finger poking him in thechest. “So we’re even then. My kiss didn’t count because itwas an accident and yours didn’t count because it wasstrictly for medical purposes. Neither of them counted askisses.”“Would you have wanted them to?” Brent demandedsuddenly, bending his neck so he whispered it in my ear”

“Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.”

“pretty girls behave better when you ignore them.”