“Death smells like birthday cake.”
“Birthday Soup is good to eat, but not as good as Birthday Cake.”
“I'd be a birthday cake!”
“A cake for all is not a celebration of one. Cupcakes are the ultimate birthday cake.”
“So how did he look at me?""Like it was his birthday and you were the cake.”
“When someone's rattling on about blocked toilets, collapsing marquees, and penis-shaped birthday cakes, it's hard to convince yourself that you're in a life-or-death situation.”