“I was against felonies when a misdemeanor would do.”
“Why do all your brilliant ideas involve felonies?”
“The matter, Sebastian, is that you're a minor. What we've just done... what I've just done... it's against the law. It's a felony, for God's sake!”
“I suppose I shall have to compound a felony, as usual.”
“So my offense is what, misdemeanor gargling?”
“Torture by maths should be a felony.”