“It's like thinking you're going to heaven, but when you get there it turns out to be Cleveland.”
“People who die in Detroit and then go to hell probably think they’re in heaven. I know, because I’ve been to Cleveland. ”
“Love is like falconry," he said. "Don't you think that's true, Cleveland?""Never say love is like anything." said Cleveland. "It isn't.”
“Doll, you're going to get me out of your system as much as I'm going to get you out of mine. It's impossible.”
“When it's time to die, go ahead and die, and when it's time to live, live. Don't sort-of-maybe live, but live like you're going all out, like you're not afraid.”
“Life is at its best when everything has fallen out of place, and you decide that you're going to fight to get them right, not when everything is going your way and everyone is praising you.”