“What I need is for your mother to have thought a little harder nine months before your birthday.”
“I hear laughter and someone asks if I need help, not in a nice way. I snarl, 'What I need is for your mother to have thought a little harder nine months before your birthday.”
“I was nine minutes late for my last birthday party. And I was nine months on time for my first birthday.”
“Rain is a nudist’s shower, and I want a bathtub the size of a lake. Then we could make love like your parents did that one time, nine months before your birth.”
“Donating money, if you have it to give, is an easily accomplished feat. What is harder is living out the tenet of putting others before you by actually taking their needs into account before your own.”
“My dreams died nine months before I was born ”